A wild MACHAMP appeared!
Go! DUGTRIO!
I tried to scroll past this but its too damn clever
Survival horror but you are inside a fucking IKEA and the enemy is the Staff
Now THAT is a horror game
this is just how ikea is
hey hey for everyone that doesn’t know this is based on SCP-3008 (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3008), basically “infinite IKEA”. Staff is docile during the day, but hostile at night, and they’re all randomly deformed in some way–hands too big, weirdly tall, giant legs, tiny head, etc. Groups of humans trapped in the SCP have created small fortresses out of furniture and will forage for food and supplies (that are somehow always replenished) during the day and will fight off the staff at night. it’s fucking wild
Sounds like rural 24hr walmarts at 2 am.
^^^When you need milk in the middle of the night, but you live in Cousinfuck County…
if fate is a millstone, then we are grist. there is nothing we can do. so i wish for strength. if i cannot protect them from the wheel, then give me a strong blade, and enough strength.. to shatter fate.
this isn’t even edited
I had to Google this because I couldn’t believe it was real…but it is…
You will not be able to predict how this ends
